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dusty car horn

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.
I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
mugGet the dusty car hornmug.

Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.
I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.
by lug33 March 17, 2010
mugGet the Unsolicited Car Bonermug.

Muscle Car

A popular, and possibly one of the coolest toons to ever play Disney's Toontown Online. Muscle Car was a red bunny who commonly was seen in Nutty River, and Toon Valley. His toons were Muscle Car: 126 Laff. Muscle Car:123 Laff. He was also listed in the Top 10 list of most popular toons. He was a kick-ass player.
Man, Muscle Car is so cool.
by Xxbfmvpoison January 1, 2012
mugGet the Muscle Carmug.

key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.
I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.
by nick_g July 6, 2010
mugGet the key (ones) carmug.

polish side car

Riding his kielbasa till he kapousta's in her golabki.
by The Polish Wanker April 21, 2017
mugGet the polish side carmug.

Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland
That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.
mugGet the Dirty Car Washmug.

car sex 2

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.
I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....
by LazyLow November 1, 2019
mugGet the car sex 2mug.

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