Google

google is a search engine which is used to watch porn.

dude1: hey dude i just used Google.
dude2: you meen you watched porn,

by martian 101 June 29, 2016

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.

Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."

by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011

Google Mappsed

To google map something

“The fact that you actually google mappsed it has me crying with laughter”

by Google Mappsed August 13, 2023

Google

How you got here

Hey Google open urban dictionary

by Dis es day handle January 1, 2020

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016