One who is so gay that they snap in a z-formation, usually three times. Almost always uttering uh, uh, uh, or something of the like; in sync with the three snaps.
Landon: "Dude that guy must be gay, no straight man wears pink skinny jeans."
Drew: "Well duh that's a three snapper."
Drew: "Well duh that's a three snapper."
by CardiganVneckBoy December 7, 2011

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

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by DespacitoLigmaDab September 16, 2018

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.
.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

When you find out your crush has started a relationship with someone and you have a sour attitude towards life itself for the next three days.
Weston: George are you alright man?
George: Just a case of the three day downsies.
Weston:I...I am so sorry for you man.
George: Just a case of the three day downsies.
Weston:I...I am so sorry for you man.
by Adakrat October 13, 2012

Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 1, 2018
