Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.

Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!

by Riley Grimstead April 14, 2017

drive stay

When Jake Paul tries to be edgy and justify having large party's during a pandemic.

Jake: iTs A dRiVe BY nOt A DrIvE sTaY!!

Commenters: shut the fuck up

by Hotbananastub December 15, 2020

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.

She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.

by Callaman June 11, 2011

drive by complment

Screamning a complment to someone walking out of the window of a moving car.

Guy riding shotgun:YOUR A GOOD KID!
Person walking: Thanks!
Driver: Nice on man!
Guy riding shotgun: YOUR A GOOD PERSON GOD LOVES YOU!
Driver: nice drive by complment dude!

by joeistheman! December 6, 2009

Drink and drive December

31 day challenge where you can have all the fun in the world and explore the best way of driving. Go crazy with it

Man are you gonna participate in drink and drive December this year?

Hell yeah

by TheDDDcreator November 12, 2022