Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12 step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you
There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace
I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie

I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Drink and drive December

31 day challenge where you can have all the fun in the world and explore the best way of driving. Go crazy with it

Man are you gonna participate in drink and drive December this year?

Hell yeah

by TheDDDcreator November 12, 2022

Pink Drink

When a girls on her period and a dude nuts in her. Then they drink it.

Her: Hey I'm on my period
Him: Perfect we can make a pink drink

by Fuze1022 April 6, 2024

Delicious Drink

Liquid gold imbibed by Noisekingr. Usually made by the Screecher or Motorcyle-Child-Dog Centaur hybrids.

"Make me a delicious drink"

by scubahboi July 12, 2023

Spinning Drink

Ploughing through a load of alcoholic beverages.

"Oi Gazza, you're spinning drink tonight! Mind you don't get in bed with one of them shemale's again. Would be the 2nd time this week. You know how mad the mrs was the 3rd time".

by WORDTHEPHRASEREBONESEWAFER December 7, 2018

drink so we can drink

(v) people who are broke that go out to bars anyway and wait for someone to get up from their stool so they can swig on their unsupervised drinks. They typically move from area to area so the can't be pinned down by a waitress or bartender and be discovered to be broke

My girlfriend got up from the bar to go to the bathroom when some guy tried to drink so we can drink. Little did he know that I was with her so I prevented the crime

by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

No drink Friday

All Friday’s you are not allowed to drink

Katelyn wanted to drink but was told it was no drink Friday.

by Old papi November 20, 2020