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Rent-A-Dick

Male used by a couple to join in their sexual activities, threesomes, cuckolds, and fantasies.
Its not an easy task for a couple to find a like-minded and available rent-a-dick.
by Watchus34 May 25, 2020
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cutting dick's

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.
Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.
by Chozen317 September 8, 2020
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Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking
by buckeye02 September 18, 2012
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dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.
would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.
by clint harkwood March 7, 2012
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Dick hoodie

Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing

Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!

(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
by Sushi-bob January 13, 2012
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Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.
After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket
by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011
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