by Ali is awesome April 27, 2017
A dry david is the opposite of a wet willy. It is when you stick your dry finger and insert it into someone's ear and twist.
by Sea Horse June 20, 2010
by GeniusTheThird April 30, 2022
A short but extremely well built man with the ability to grow a full and sexy beard. He has a devoted girlfriend... or many. He is the manliest of men but this can lead to a lack of interaction with some who feel intimidated by his character. He is an all round champ!
by Charlie209 October 08, 2014
The meaning of David Burns is The king of elements. The sense of wolf. The power to do good but also bad. The alpha of all alphas. This all leads up to someone/something not to mess with. You mess with him/it who knows what will happen. The myth is he/it control all elements the universe has to offer. He/it feels other peoples feelings. He helps and protects all while he can. He is also loving, caring, passionate, fun, and funny. Get to know it, you'll get along very well.
by AncientShadow December 20, 2016
A tragic hero who, after accidently killed his father, travels the northeast states. Well known by people of those states.
David Gregor hits like a girl
by PointlessGuy January 02, 2009
A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
by sternwise October 02, 2006