Dan

The Ballad of Dan the Man from Bhutan

He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his

mit-tan which were cian.

Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.

Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.

Plus he has a plan

To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.

He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.

person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!

Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam

by YourfavDan November 20, 2025

Dan Time

The act of telling someone a specific time for a specific task, thing, or event but never being on time

He said he will arrive at 1pm but I am sure it is dan time so he will arrive 5pm

by nubito November 27, 2025

Dan’s Syndrome

An unrelenting, visceral attraction to morbidly obese women

“Man this girl is really hot but that absolute tank is guarding her”

“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”

by Shmoopers69 January 13, 2026

Dan Campbell

As of 2026, the head coach of the NFL’s Detroit Lions. Since January 2021, Campbell has coached the Lions and is considered by many to be one of, if not the greatest head coach in the franchise’s history. He holds an impressive record of 54-45-1 and has the most playoff wins as a Lions head coach at 2 (as of 1/13/26). He’s known for his pride in his teammates, his ballsy plays (for fuck’s sake he had an offensive tackle play QB once), and being allergic to field goals. It doesn’t matter if you have one asscheek and three toes, he will beat your ass. You can knock him down, he will smile at you, he will get up, and on the way up he will bite a kneecap off.

In short, Jesus 2.

Dan Campbell is the greatest football coach in existence.

by beef boss January 13, 2026

Tuxedo Dan

The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.

Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan

by Tuxedo dan November 22, 2021

dan chua

The kindest man you can find on earth. He has a GREAT personality and is a very patient guy and is very accommodating. He has the cutest smile and laugh that would make you feel so happy and secure when you’re around him. He never fails to put in his best in whatever he does and is extremely hardworking and diligent. Whenever you look into his eyes you feel extremely happy that could almost drive you crazy. Dan is also an artistic person and has a great sense of colours and design. Dan also has the most charming smile and face that could give you butterflies instantly. However, he could be slightly shy around people but never fails to give you a sense of security when with him. He is definitely a one of a kind and you should never let him go.

person A “who is that guy he is super patient to the people around him and i feel safe with him”

person B “that’s definitely a person called Dan Chua!”

by smileysmiley November 23, 2021

dan hong

Dan hong is a friendly and kind girl with a cheerful disposition. She is brave and smart and is incredibly gorgeous. She does not take shit and is a badass. Even though she often has doubts about herself, she works hard and is a responsible person who sees things through. She loves life, nature and animals, and enjoys the arts. She cares immensely about her friends and will never hesitate to help someone out. Dan hong is very rare and hard to find, so if you know a dan hong, always keep her close to your heart.

"dan hong is so cool!"
"i love dan hong, she is a lovely girl!" "i know, she is gorgeous!"

by ashjkldhgal November 23, 2021