if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

Drink the pain away

To drink so much alcohol that your mental depression goes away temporarily. A common phrase among people with both depression and alcoholism.

"I broke up with my girlfriend and I lost my job."

"Cheer up and drink the pain away!"

by chesket November 21, 2022

Think before you drink

Think before you drink

think before you drink, always understand who you are with before you drink

by Plz Shay May 25, 2019

Drink Champs

Drink Champs is defined as a podcast on revolt t.v.

I can't wait for an interview on Drink Champs.

by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022

drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”

“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”

by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025

elephant drinking

When you drink any liquid through your penis.

She likes to get off to me elephant drinking.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022