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Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
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Door plug

A disabled door that fell 16,000 feet
by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024
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wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole
Hey that girls has a wooly door
by j hookington June 1, 2014
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Hot Girl Next Door

A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.

The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."
by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024
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Door Challenge

The door challenge is an instagram/tiktok challenge that consist of one person opening a door in the most bizarre and unusual way possible.
- My friend did the door challenge last challenge last week
- How did he do it ?

- He opened it with his butt
by Funky Boy March 29, 2022
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Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.
My girl is really a door closer on her ex.
by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024
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