clope 

when you think you've got dope, but it's only close. Not really dope, but looks like it.

bunk

I was hopefully optimistic, but that shit is only clope.

clope by hope August 11, 2004

closet hippy 

someone who refuses to believe they are a hippy even though they wear tie-dye t shirts and act like a hippy.

Person 1: "You are such a closet hippy"
Person 2 (wearing tie-dye): "No Im not!!!"

closet hippy by Snowboard Chick November 28, 2009

Emperor Of The Closet 

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.

Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.

Emperor Of The Closet by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006

501 clone legion 

a clone trooper legion that plays a main role in a kids show that is somehow most starwars fans favroit thing,also im not paying 31 $ for the lego figure.

the 501 clone legion is good

501 clone legion by i have kids in my basement October 13, 2020

Closes 

Coined on the 12th of September 2009 by Ben; defined by Jay

adj.
(1) A colour that is not quite red and not quite pink.

(2) A metaphorical use of colour to describe a relationship between two individuals, often a mutual friendship that is both warm and friendly.
(3) A state of mind whereby everything around you appears to be in harmony.

(1)
Jay: Wow, you got those new closes coloured shoes!
Nikki: I Know, aren't they pretty?
Jay: Yeah, they make me feel all warm and happy inside!

(2)
Jay: You know what Nikki, I really like being friends with you
Nikki: I know what you mean... This is one of the closesed friendships I've ever had.

(3)
Jay: I've been looking through closes-tinted spectacles recently...

Closes by Jay Aleksandr November 11, 2009

Closet Slut 

Person who has sex a lot with many different people and just lays there.
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"

"Want to watch a movie ;)"
She says, "I'll be over in a minute!!"

Closet Slut by Frankenstine January 30, 2005

closet 

some one who doesnt act them selves like they are trapped in a closet won't come out with the inner selff and express the real them, then when all of a sudden they come out extremely with some thing they have never talked about or done.

peer 1:how hot is that dress like only if it was a bit shorter and the front lower.
peer 2: oh really since when do you wear stuff like that check youu what a closet come out with the most extreme things.

closet by Venessa.E October 13, 2005