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keep it christian

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick
James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.
by Periclod June 10, 2018
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not in my christian catholic school

A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped

Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household

Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands
ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!

ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!

ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*
by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018
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No Swearing on my Christian Server!

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.
Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!
by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019
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Post-Gothic Christianity

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive (especially considering black christian traditions in North America) philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity. Today outspoken prophetic leaders like Martin Luther King Jr. might or may have been considered post-gothic to the Roman Empire.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
Martin Luther King Jr. may or may not have been considered to be a part of Post-Gothic Christianity to the Roman Empire at the time. Today it is still undecided.
by CoaltownBrown November 7, 2021
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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
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Christcake

Christcake |krīstkāk|
noun.
an actual cake made to resemble, look like or be in the shape of Christ; the after effect of the action of Christcaking
verb.
the act of tickling, poking, beating, crushing, snake-biting or possibly biting someone in the area of Christ's crucifixion; form of innocuous torture; only a rite of passage, one can only be Christcaked by a one time Christcakee only.
"Guess what Judith! I made a Christcake today!"
"Really Anabell? I just Christcaked my brother today for the first time. He deserved it!"
"Oh Anabell!" (giggle)
by chritcakee2 March 26, 2009
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