Chode

when used as an adjective chode is equivalent to words such as "dope" or "radical" or "phat"

Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever

by SofaKingFresh 03 December 22, 2002

Chode

1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.

I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.

by Spencer P. Watson August 21, 2006

chode

In the early 21st century, a very incompetent and ignorant boy said, "Hey, lick my chode!" Thus, the word chode was dubbed.
Definition: 1. The male private part.
2. A huge nose. 3. A word that is capable of being substituted for use of any word in the English dictionary.

One day, a boy was taking a nice morning stroll down the street. He came across an old homeless man. Then the boy proceeded to whip out his penis. The boy said to the old homeless man, "Hey chode, lick my chode and I'll give you a fat wad of chode."

by Boxxcarr May 25, 2004

chode

A queer or fag, somone really retarded and anoying.

OMG! stop acting like a stupid fucking chode!!

by Strands57 December 25, 2006

vagina choker

A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk

Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.

by Jake1233 April 13, 2009

Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.

Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"

by Donewithit April 21, 2009

Chubby Choker

Someone who partakes in giving a man oral sex

"George Lucas ruined the greatest movie saga ever made. What a Chubby Choker!"

by Artemis Rufius September 15, 2010