Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.

by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 23, 2010

Singapore Chinese Girls’ School

Unless you are rich, skinny or extroverted, don’t expect to survive a single day in that school. Their ironic sleeveless uniforms collect armpit sweat and makes almost everyone there have the strongest smell of body odour there could possibly be.

It’s way too competitive and they make fun of people who do worse than them. They also can’t keep other people’s names out of their mouths for no reason and body shame a hell ton.

-: What’s that school that’s full of Chinese, judgmental, entitled, competitive, rude and petty girls again?
~: Are you talking about Singapore Chinese Girls’ School?
.: Yeah, that’s the one!

by pissboy29 August 25, 2021

Magic Chinese Buffet

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.

Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

Rehan chinese

Adopted person
Usually large and round

"You see mandem dere? Rah looks like rehan chinese (fat and adopted)"

by Racks1817 July 25, 2020

Anglo Chinese School

Rich kids that are poor and possibly way too cool for school

Guys check that out how are they so cool!Anglo Chinese School? 2 cool

by Tc dycdyfc6 April 8, 2021

Easter In The Chinese New Year

Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!

"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"

by Stoney McSmokes-Alot April 20, 2008

white/brown/chinese/etccccc - nammer

faggets that dress exactly like NAMMERS and for the people hating on nammers I GURANTEE someone of your ethnic is a _______ NAMMER

ahhhhhahahahahha lol ahhahahahah

by DTRAN December 7, 2004