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...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.
- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
by kubik2233 March 1, 2020
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Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
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Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.
Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019
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AI Card

When someone falsely invalidates a statement from another person by claiming that statement was generated by artificial inteligence. Similar to the race card.

Since more writing with proper spelling and grammar is now written or proofread by AI than not, some people falsely correlate all proper grammar with usage of AI.
“There’s no way they wrote that paper. It just reads like ChatGPT wrote it.”
What if it isn’t? Are you playing the AI card?”
by a real introvert April 23, 2025
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Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.
Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.
by Jnkfan June 30, 2024
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