you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

Cap

a word for people with 1 braincell

A: I am friends wit-
B: CAP
A: Shut up, rich wannabe

by heyloisheheheheh November 17, 2021

Cap

A slang word meaning a lie or something that isn’t true. The opposite of “no cap”

He said he finished the whole project by himself, “that’s cap.”

by Ohwellll September 8, 2025

Cap

A small cylindrical object with usually a pointed or hollowed out point, generally mean to be busted into a haters ass

I busted a cap in that haters ass

by Cowboynigga September 21, 2022

Cap

/kap/

Verb Noun
1. To lie 2. A bullet
Gerund: ‘capping’

Verb: “man nigga stop cappin’”
Noun: “10 racks to his head, lil nigga, that’s a cap to his head”

by J1407B August 22, 2021

Cap-Man

When something is a hard no, definitely not approved or just not happening.

Examples: "Tried to get the tube to work today but it was cap-man"

by SomeoneVeryFuckingSenior July 9, 2025

i smell cap

this is definitely one for Your definition will be reviewed soon.

i smell cap, yes i do

by ilikeeatingcheesetriangles December 23, 2023