The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. Sweet tablet candies made to look like metal soda bottle caps in grape, cola, orange, root beer, and cherry flavors. Bottle Caps candy was originally introduced by Breaker Confections in 1972.1 They are currently sold by the Ferrara Candy Company.
individual Bottle Caps candy was made much smaller. The underside was flattened, and no longer resembles the underside of a bottle cap.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
Get the Bottle Caps Candymug. by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020
Get the Candy Manmug. by LilJosephinetheillest May 13, 2021
Get the Buffalo candymug. by Powerslug March 11, 2024
Get the copper candymug. Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019
Get the Cottonelle Candymug. Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023
Get the Mississippi Candy Canemug.