Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

joe creasey

A man with one large nut

Wow! You can see Joe Creasey's nut a mile away.

by duder7299 October 6, 2016

creepy creative

Creepy creative is a scary unique idea that makes your skin crawl with antispipation.

That movie was creepy creative, dude.

by Royoverturf September 20, 2016

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

mommy cheater

A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.

The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.

by KZ1 June 6, 2016

Pubic crease

The area slightly above the front facing genitals on both males and females;usually a triangle shape on most individuals

I didn't get hit in the balls it was more of the pubic crease

by Bootyeater123 May 29, 2016