A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then
ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017
Get the colorado coffeemug. by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024
Get the Hold My Coffeemug. by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Modern Coffeemug. by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015
Get the Coffee Groundingmug. A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.
by Cammeray January 19, 2017
Get the Coffeemug. Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019
Get the coffee-cerealmug. by Areithy November 7, 2021
Get the coffee nerdmug.