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Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.
by Coffee Association November 14, 2020
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Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.
If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
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White Creamy Coffee

1) White Creamy Coffee, the true essence of life. True blood of gods. When you drink White Creamy, your dicc grows 10 times. When you're a girl, you grow two new diccs from your ears

2) Marking name for anything described as GODLY AMAZING.
1)
"Man, yesterday I drank White Creamy Coffee."
"Fuck me right now please."
2)
"Dude this film was White Creamy."
"What the fucc?"
by Sinful Angel December 28, 2018
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Coffee Black

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
by coffeeblack31 February 4, 2022
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Coffee

A slang term for hot black sex.
"Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"
by Meowzic November 7, 2016
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Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
by awericktinuse November 16, 2021
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coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe
that chile abuser is a coffee table
by lol893 July 8, 2024
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