The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
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or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
Get the California Christmas Tree mug.A game predominately enjoyed by university students during the month of December. Each house-mate needs a Christmas themed hat and one bottle of Tesco value gin shared between the whole house/flat (the cheaper and more disgusting the better).
How to play: The Christmas gin must be kept in the living room/communal area along with a shot glass. From the first of December every housemate- if they want to enter the living room- must first wear their xmas themed hat. If they are caught by another house-mate- for however brief a time- without their hat- then they must do a forfeit of a single shot of gin. This continues throughout the month of December or until all the gin is gone.
For hard-core enthusiasts the boundaries can be extended to the kitchen and hallways.
Cheap gin is used because there is not a person alive who enjoys the taste of cheap gin straight- especially if you get caught out with your morning cornflakes ;)
How to play: The Christmas gin must be kept in the living room/communal area along with a shot glass. From the first of December every housemate- if they want to enter the living room- must first wear their xmas themed hat. If they are caught by another house-mate- for however brief a time- without their hat- then they must do a forfeit of a single shot of gin. This continues throughout the month of December or until all the gin is gone.
For hard-core enthusiasts the boundaries can be extended to the kitchen and hallways.
Cheap gin is used because there is not a person alive who enjoys the taste of cheap gin straight- especially if you get caught out with your morning cornflakes ;)
Everyone got their stuff ready for Christmas Gin Challenge this year?
Mate lets do Christmas Gin starting tomorrow I've not gonna get caught out this time
Mate lets do Christmas Gin starting tomorrow I've not gonna get caught out this time
by ZZ1990 December 1, 2014
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Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”
by SantaTurkey December 23, 2023
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After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
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