chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 04, 2008

Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"

That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020

Chode

A dick that is wider than it is long.

Person: Why is his dick so fat??
Other Person: I bet he has a chode.

by Sxunken November 20, 2021

Chode

Any boy named hector.

Did you hear that useless kid hector has a chode?

by _.deadbitch April 15, 2021

Chode

A really short but thick penis

Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode

by Thatonekidthatonetime October 31, 2019

chode

a man with big dick energy.

man what a chode

by BadFrame30 July 12, 2020

Chode

A man whose has slanted eyes and likes to feast on cats and dogs... he sells it half price.

Wow! Chode, The Man, Myth, and Legend, walked around the corner to find that he was gay beyond repair.

by Hilow buddy January 30, 2018