Jungle Child

Jungle children are children that live in the jungle.

Awhile ago I was working with a jungle child...
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.

by h_a_blue June 11, 2025

child

TommyInnit

who's that boy over there? the one with the red and white shirt?

that's tommyinnit, the child

by mcytfanlmaoo February 14, 2021

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

Child

The human embodiment of shit

P1:oh look how cute my lil brother is
P2: dont you meant lil shit
P2: he is a boy of a demon child

by Himynameisbleebloop December 13, 2020

Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.

The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.

by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018

Child Prostitution

Prostitution of a child

Child prostitution is evil

by 459395 June 6, 2023