rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018
Get the rug burned dickmug. knocked on mikes door in the morning .he anwsered in his underwear. turned around and those thing were like urrrrrrrrrrrttttt!! eightteen wheels a burning
by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009
Get the eightteen wheels a burningmug. Used to describe when you salt or insult a person with red hair Ginger since ther red hair resembles "fire" which means they are already being or have been Burnt or Insulted
A Dude: OMG I FORGOT THEIR WAS A TEST TODAY! I DIDNT STUDY
Ginger: Cool it Bro.
A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
Ginger: Cool it Bro.
A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
by Elevendyhundred October 21, 2010
Get the 2nd Degree Burnmug. An eco-friendly collection of urban bonfire items (including tree branches and cardboard) that lay in a pile on a big rock until Papa (the patriarch of the house) decides to ask you to move your cars so he can light a match.
by bjlowell October 5, 2009
Get the Papa's Burn Pilemug. Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"
Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."
Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."
Fergus: "Word."
Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."
Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."
Fergus: "Word."
by marganin January 6, 2011
Get the burning my crumpetsmug. by Sdra gon February 22, 2021
Get the fire water burnmug. To "burnout" in a car while turning a corner. Making your tires screech and smoke while turning around a corner
Smokey:"We need to follow that guy bandit"
Bandit:"Hes turnig the corner, I'll get him"
Smokey:"Burn n turn"
Bandit:"Hes turnig the corner, I'll get him"
Smokey:"Burn n turn"
by Dick 33 January 14, 2009
Get the Burn N Turnmug.