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The Bacon Syndrome 

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
The Bacon Syndrome by Alkemu April 5, 2019
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Frying bacon 

The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0
Frying bacon by 11penny June 22, 2019

Pulling bacon

The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.
"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.

Swamp bacon 

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.
Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.
Swamp bacon by McGarric August 6, 2019

Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

british bacon

British Bacon the best bacon better than any other so thick so good so delicious
You got dat Good british bacon init bruv on my bacon batty wid sum Red sauce
british bacon by CJ'Z butty shop February 6, 2020

extra bacon

Rosie, I don't know if I want to hit it, i am sure he has extra bacon on it.
extra bacon by Rosie vern May 26, 2020