Burn one off

To set fire to ones flatulent gassy fart. Can be done alone or as a party piece. If done with a crowd of mates a competitive element may arise to see who can burn off the longest flame.
"Quick, Lend me your lighter" said Andrew, "I've been on the baked beans, sprouts and Guinness again so stand well back while I burn one off".
by monty3945 February 07, 2013
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eightteen wheels a burning

skidmarks on your underwear
drag races in your boxers
knocked on mikes door in the morning .he anwsered in his underwear. turned around and those thing were like urrrrrrrrrrrttttt!! eightteen wheels a burning
by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009
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2nd Degree Burn

Used to describe when you salt or insult a person with red hair Ginger since ther red hair resembles "fire" which means they are already being or have been Burnt or Insulted
A Dude: OMG I FORGOT THEIR WAS A TEST TODAY! I DIDNT STUDY
Ginger: Cool it Bro.

A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
by Elevendyhundred October 19, 2010
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Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.
1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009
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Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping
ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!
by jordiea January 21, 2011
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National Burning Day

November 4th: National Burning Day
The time of the year to go out and burn the gifts from your ex.
Me and the boys are getting rid of our girlfriends gifts tonight in honor of National Burning Day!
by Anonymous12582 November 04, 2019
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tastes like burning

when cooking somthing but it's so hot it has no flavor
"My soup's gonna taste great......as soon as it dosent tastes like burning"
by Selim Versailles January 14, 2010
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