2nd Of August

Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.

"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"

by Leosrhottt September 11, 2022

2nd of august

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend

Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

by SmartPersonKnowsAll August 01, 2023

August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!

Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

August 9

The baddest bitches going along with March 15. They will slay wherever and whenever they want to.(This is for girls born on this day and month!)

August 9: HEYYYY BIIITCHHH!
March 15: HEYYYYYYYYYY!

by Jessica.The.Best May 03, 2022

August 9

King Von's birthday

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von

by Smurkio October 18, 2023

August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 08, 2022

August 9

Send your bf tits pic internazionale day

August 9: lemme see them

by Brazorf August 08, 2022