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National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
by laparth November 5, 2020
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National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.
Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!
by laparth November 5, 2020
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Mac Attack

An attack that you are likely to experience after a night in bed with the Macnamee...
Often brought on by the lack of clean sheets, christmas smell and southern nature of this Macnamme creature

Main symptoms include
1) a rash
2) using words like concur

3) eating veggie rubbish
4) conistantly applying Mac Lipstick.

Can only be cured by recieving a magic drink for the Goddes Bella B.
Mate i had one of those Mac Attacks last night. worst experience of my life...
by Bella B February 1, 2010
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Attack

advance onto or assume the position of (an opponent's piece).
In the tense chess match, Sarah boldly attacked her opponent's king with her knight.
by Arminkshipper July 6, 2024
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Thumb Attacked

When some you are talking to on the phone,starts to text someone else while still on the phone with you and you hear that annoying sound of buttons being clicked
person 1) Hey wats up wat r u doing

person 2) nothin much just texting tori

person 1) o thats kool

person 2) hold on she txted me back

person 1) ahh dude u just thumb attacked
by Myth and Mayhem December 2, 2009
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Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions
- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)
by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024
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Attacked by a Demon

That is a far less reasonable than my thing.
Hym "It's far less reasonable to believe that you are being attacked by a demon... Than my thing. My thing is not all that farfetched. But that is the people we are dealing with. THIS is ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME and this retarded piece of shit of over here:"

The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."

Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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