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Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016
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Trump Attack

When you "Grab 'em by the pussy". Literally grab someone in the pussy
by Thaun April 24, 2017
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attackive

(Me, talking to my wife: "I wouldn't be so defensive if you would stop being attackive!")
by J, Le Frank August 20, 2025
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Time Attack Ego

The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.
“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”

“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
by Stutututu March 14, 2022
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Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025
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A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
Person 1- Did you watch Attack On Titans?
Person 2- Sure man, let me get the boys.
by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022
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cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.
Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.
by G4pesce September 18, 2022
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