texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.
Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?
by longhairedluver April 12, 2006
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Texas Snapping Turtle

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt
by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 16, 2005
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Texas Treasure Chest

Is the act of taking a dump in a fat girls fat roll and hide it there until she showers and cleans under her fat roll. That of course is IF she takes showers.
Dude, that chick was so fat I could give her a Texas treasure chest
by ChrisAK May 21, 2008
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Texas Grease Shower

1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.

2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.

"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"

"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
by TheWSFPG January 30, 2009
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texas oil driller

when you stick your dick down the vagina and pull it in and out while spinning around in circles until moldy black liquid spills out
Oh man, did you here about Sophie Conlon getting that Texas Oil Driller by Atticus Jones?

Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.
by WARLOCK971 January 31, 2011
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.
by Corb March 14, 2005
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Texas Motor Speedway

Texas Motor Speedway is a garbage racetrack. It's so bad they have to throw glue down just to get multiple grooves to race on.
Texas Motor Speedway deserves to get bulldozed
by Yeet lmao 69420 October 22, 2020
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