Alabama

aka-Bama/Bama-chan
what you would call a girl who you don't know, but would sure like to get to know.
Nickname contrived from the song "Sweet Home Alabama."; someone sings "...I'm comin' home to you..." and points at a girl who strangely starts being called Alabama because they find it kinda catchy.

Evie: Oh hey, Alabama!!
Hope (Alabama?): Uh...hi...?
Seth: Wait. Is your name REALLY Alabama?
Alabama: Erm...yes?
Seth: Oh. That's cool.

"That Alabama is one funky chick."

by Al A. Bama May 20, 2008

Alabama waffle

When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vigina and do the samething. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer.

I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnaut.

by Carlos Taffy Sanders June 8, 2010

Alabama Chili-Dog

When you're chili-dogging your sister, man!

Hey Johnny, how was the Alabama chili-dog with your sister last night?
It was even better than the Alsakan Chili-dog with my cousin last week!

by DWeber12 March 10, 2014

alabama avalanche

when u are fucking a girl an she has an oragasm and pees

Man I was with sherri last night an she had an Alabama Avalanche

by Issandria June 23, 2007

Alabama Thigh Tickler

is a swift hard punch to the inner thigh of one's leg, usually of another person, though self inflicted thigh ticklers are rather common in rednecks. also listed as a third cousin to a noogie.

Hey buddy, I see you have your New MINI Convertible!" "Yeah man i just got it i figured it was such a nice day i'd (commenter then kneels and delivers swift blow to bad mini convertible owner) OOOOOOW WHAT THE F**** MAN!!!!..." "you were driving with your convertible top up.... so i gave you a courteous alabama thigh tickler to remind you that convertibles with the top up is a douch bag thing to do..."

by Jaaak da Rapper September 26, 2010

Alabama Blumpkin Spider

Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs

"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"

by SuperShred December 28, 2013

Alabama tea party

When your sister/brother gets deep throated by a big black man

Give me and my family an Alabama tea party

by Brown white kid March 6, 2019