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Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.
Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?
by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016
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Joe Denly

Joe Denly is the greatest batsman ever, known for his low test strike rate and his leg spin pies.
Joe Denly got 30 off 100 today!
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joe chevis

a large, sneaky man who goes to TAS. He enjoys massive cock, but only the asian kind.
man: wow, he's a real joe chevis
by THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.H February 23, 2022
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ordinary joe

That guy is an ordinary joe.
He is so average. (That guy is actually named joe)
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Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.
by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018
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Joe-jayed

When one is scammed by a close friend or relative.
You have been joe-jayed by Johnathan, your brother.
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Joe Premo

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.
Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.
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