Tony

If you meet an asain named Tony, you are in deep trouble. This man is like no other, not only will he fuck your girl but also your mom, sister and grandma. Asain Tony’s tend to be very intelligent, intuitive, and motivated people. They are going to be very successful in life

Person 1: yo bro you see Tony’s new drip?
Person 2: Fuck that guy he fucked my nana

by Icedragon4456 November 24, 2019

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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

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Toni

Toni is a very attractive guy but also a weird one. He is not the sort to dump on anyone but be sure that if he cares about you after a few days he will look for you anyway. He is a great philosopher, he persuades you with his confusing phrases and you don't even know if what he says is true or not. He likes to work and help girls study. He is an independent guy, he’s not the type to let some red-haired girl push him around, but often he allows to be cowered into submission by his friend Daria. He does not often get angry, indeed almost never, he is not a guy who talks back, on the contrary he is always polite, available and understanding, with people who prove to him that they deserve it. He’s funny and always rips you a smile, in any way, through a joke about literature, philosophy or even a sexual topic. He is a good friend, a person who can be trusted, with Toni you never run out of arguments, being an interesting person, there is always something to talk about. This is only a part of all the things that could be said about Toni, so if you find one, keep it tight.

x: who’s that guy?
y: he’s toni *blushes*
x: are you blushing or what??
y: shut up

by Daria M. November 20, 2021

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A Tony Dexter

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats

Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.

by Diogeknees November 26, 2020

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Tony Igy

Tony Igy is a one hit wonder, creator of "Astronomia" (a viral meme song that was used for the Coffin Dance video) and also the greediest and most pathetic person in the music industry. He manually claims videos on as low as 30,000 views that have generated less than $1 of income, and used 10 seconds of his song. He has not been able to write another globally successful song since, and likely will not need to, since he has stolen so much money from YouTubers.

Creator: "Bro, I just got a copyright claim on my video again, being a YouTuber sucks."

Me: "That's just Content ID doing it's thing"

Creator: "No you don't understand, Tony Igy manually claimed my video"

by TONY_IGY_IS_A_THIEF March 8, 2021

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