Beat Neck Rough

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.

Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.

Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.

by Charlie Scott Manchester III June 18, 2010

Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 05, 2012

lift ya neck

Expression to tell someone to shut up

Lynette: So the other day something crazy-
Rowi: Lift ya neck

Lynette: huh???
Rowi: Shut up

by Lifterofnecks November 23, 2017

Little Neck Clam

the Art of putting a woman's vagina on the back of someone's neck

Jody gave Greg a Little Neck Clam in front of 3 camcorders.

by I am naked in the tub April 28, 2012

Kiss me neck

Jamaican miild swear term used mostly out of surprise.

Possibly Origin from kiss my arse (or a body part)

Kiss me neck! The man crashed, now he's dead!

by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021

red neck sprinkler

to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol

must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler

by milkford von Juggington August 29, 2012

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle June 02, 2011