milk penis

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

by Dr J. Crome May 04, 2006

pidgeon milk

Something that doesn't exist. A lie. A Falsehood told by a braggart. Fabrication of the truth.

Mr. Bizarro said he could fly but you know that's total pidgeon milk.

by David Casey December 01, 2004

tushee milk

When a person farts out of there butt and a light colored hershey squirt pours out of their asshole.

"John farted and got tushee milk all over my face"

by aosersooo November 11, 2005

Milk the Cow

Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!

Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!

by thecowmilker April 24, 2011

milk bagging

The act of slipping the condom off and tying it in a knot. Then adding it to your collection of used condoms.

I was making the rounds last night to all my sugar daddys and milk bagging everyone of them. Some day these treasures will be worth something.

by Falken January 17, 2003

milk job

the act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and fucking them.

She gave him a milk job and he busted all over her chin.

by dohmahster August 03, 2009

Pint Of Milk

One who stands around not doing very much.

Stop standing around like a pint of milk.

Why are you stood there like a pint of milk?

by Ben Tyrer July 01, 2008