Dick n' Dope

Everything a societally useless methamphetamine-addicted woman ever wants in life, is to get laid and smoke/slam more meth.

The ensuing drama that surrounds her life only revolves around these two objectives. They refuse to work, help people, lay blame on everybody and will steal at the first opportunity. They are often abused physically, lack any charm and possess no known talents in life.

They are unmistakable in appearance. They rarely ever smile(meth mouth), show affection and neglect their hygiene badly.

"I want NOTHING to do with you anymore, bitch...all you want is dick n' dope!"

by Dilberto December 29, 2009

crap n' fap

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

by ipodtouchmasttterr May 20, 2009

clap n half

A term from the popular youtube live streaming show GTLive, Which stands for Game Theory Live. MatPat Said It's Origin is from his 7th grade teacher who would give them Clap N half. The Like to joke that the stole it from her because Mat Had hated that teacher.

Oh its your first stream live I give that a Clap N Half

by OddGirlSophie June 11, 2017

Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.

That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!

by JXV030 January 17, 2008

Smoke 'n Boke

A term used by someone obviously still under the influence from the night before who wants to smoke immediately after waking up.

Similar to Wake and Bake, only the user is already destroyed from prior engagments.

Expression is almost always yelled.

Dude 1: "Yo! Last night was nuts...*yawn*"
Dude 2: "SMOKE 'N BOKE!!"
{Sound of Lighter Sparking}

by Ev B. April 8, 2008

Slip n' Slide

When she's fucking you on top with a soaking wet pussy and you're on bottom sweating like crazy, she literally slides up and down your body and cock.

It's hands down amazing sex When you're both doing the slip n' slide.

by MakeEmSmile October 25, 2012

Blow-N-Go

An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.

The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.

Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.

by Time4SumAksion January 5, 2006