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7/11 brown or 9/11 brown

7/11 brown or 9/11 brown refers to a racially-precarious joke about brown-skinned people. The phrase is usually asked to a brown person like this "Are you 7/11 brown, or 9/11 brown?" Essentially, this question is a funny and racially insensitive way of asking if somebody is South Asian lineage (7/11 brown) or Middle Eastern lineage (9/11 brown). This means that if your parents are from Iran or west of Iran, you are Middle Eastern lineage. If your parents are from Afghanistan/Pakistan, or east of Afghanistan/Pakistan, then you are South Asian lineage. So basically, Iran's Eastern Border is the division between the two regions.

This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.
Friend 1: Are you 7/11 brown or 9/11 brown

Friend 2: Pakistani, so that's 7/11 brown.
by bryansteldag November 2, 2023
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Retarded 9 Year Old

This funny kid makes the most funniest videoes ever! Search youtube!
by Retaded9YearOld March 13, 2010
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Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9

A slang word that started on Tiktok which means relax in a cool form. The 9 means a glock-9 (A gun).
Eric: I'll punch him so hard
John: Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9
by Ticklemaster November 4, 2020
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A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.
by jake April 1, 2005
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1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.
My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.
by bruthanumba3 April 6, 2008
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