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Bacon handjob

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019
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Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first
by Blankyyy December 18, 2017
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Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet
Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025
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Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.
I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.
by seanferd October 19, 2008
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Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.
by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016
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Frying bacon

The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0
by 11penny June 22, 2019
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
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