Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012

fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.

by balubhog March 28, 2025

The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd

Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022

Shit

When you poop.

“Oh shit I pooped and the bathroom broke”
“Yeah we saw it in the downstairs floor”

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

Shit

Abbreviation for Sub-Humanoid Impune Troll
Definition: a nasty type of person who values toxic social traits while claiming that they are being oppressed by not being allowed to oppress others

Social media got the shits when Greta Thunberg knocked Andrew Tate out on Twitter

by FamousUsurperofPower January 2, 2023

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017