The act of receiving (anal sex) with a (crystal dildo) while being penetrated in (circle position) with a mans tongue, resulting in a squirt fest.
by notawineexpert March 31, 2020
Get the Dirty Channon mug.A hand in Texas Hold Em which is a two three off suit. Normally it's a pretty bad hand. But it is a sneaky way to upset your friends on the right flop. If executed correctly, it's one that you will remember at your home game for years.
Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"
Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"
Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"
by Friends Show July 19, 2025
Get the Dirty Diaper mug.When you missing like the half of your virginity and your mom finds it and tell it to your dad. However a giant worm starts to eat your dimension and everything and slowly and painfully :>
by Tamcsi November 21, 2021
Get the dirty balázs mug.The term used when washing your face with dirty water thus resulting is pink eye.
Getting pink eye from dirty hotel pillows
Getting pink eye from dirty hotel pillows
"Bob got a dirty Sochi when he washed his face with that hotel sink water".
"Matt Lauer was farting on Bobs pillow the other night and gave him a Dirty Sochi, now he gets to host the Olympics"!
"Matt Lauer was farting on Bobs pillow the other night and gave him a Dirty Sochi, now he gets to host the Olympics"!
by WheatBread February 21, 2014
Get the Dirty Sochi mug.A Dirty Smolenski is when you crossfade so hard that either your consciousness or your morals shut off, leading to either a blackout or a morally wrong act being committed, the first being referred to a Dirty Smolenski SR and the latter being a Dirty Smolenski JR
- Bro Mike straight up pulled a Dirty Smolenski at Grandma's funeral.
- Jr or Sr?
- Bro you don't wanna know
- Jr or Sr?
- Bro you don't wanna know
by Cuckboiiii April 18, 2020
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Get the Dirty Dirty mug.The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.
Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.
Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.
Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.
Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.
Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?
Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?
Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?
by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana July 4, 2015
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