parking dirty

When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.

I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.

by Jo Mi July 2, 2019

Dirty Dog

After a hard days work when your covered in dirt and sweat you jack off whilst still dirty

I’m to lazy to take a shower I’ll just dirty dog it

by Panda SKRT July 2, 2019

Dirty R. Kelly

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.

"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"

by NathaniSan July 2, 2019

Dirty heimlich

When you feed your significant other way too much taco bell and then take them back to your place and fuck them while simultaneously giving them the heimlich maneuver

Damn, i heard she wants a dirty heimlich, im not down for that.

by Doctordirtyword July 5, 2019

Dirty Deutch

When your partner shits in a clog, then you stick your foot in the clog and dance, if it squishes you’ve done it correctly. During the dance you must yell Ronnie Deutch

Tearing it up on the dance with a fresh dirty Deutch!

by Straight thuggin’ July 12, 2019

Dirty Kponouglo

When a foreign man accidentally steals your girl and decides he will put his moustache up her ass and lick off the shit

Person 1: what happened last night

Person 2: I got a dirty Kponouglo

by JizzoLizzo July 16, 2019

Dirty Pasta

You Poo in a pot of boiling water and wait 5-8 minutes and serve with a bollock-naise sauce

A- Im hungry and horny ;)
B-Do you want some dirty pasta?
A-Yes, Only with bollock-naise sauce though

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019