national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !

Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *

by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019

I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.

This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"

by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009

Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 10, 2016

B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome)

A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.

Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).

by bria23 December 10, 2018

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

Snap my foot off in your ass

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time

If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass

by kolakommando May 6, 2018

Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

A Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy is a blonde hair, jogger wearing hoe with earring. “Their”(for the sensitive) mom bought the first car ass bitches, got a perm done with those curl ass dried up ramen noodle hair.

Guy 1: nice ass car there huh

Guy 2: yeah bet his mom bought it

Guy 1: heh yeah Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

by Love my girlfriend November 30, 2021