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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.
Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?
by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022
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Cop on your neck

When one consumes both meth and fentanyl
"Ay yo, you wanna cop on your neck? This shit will fuck you up."
by Lil Fentanyl August 19, 2020
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"Hey you wanna go out sometime?"
"Yes! I was just about to ask you because it's national ask your crush out day!."
by bananananabread December 3, 2021
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Your mother

Guy 1: Bro, is that Your Mother over there?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: She is fat as hell!
by Gage April 8, 2022
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Your so pretty

Instead of telling someone there complete fucking morons, and explaining that what they just suggested was the dumbest thing you ever heard. And then having to explain to them for hours how fun their idea was, you can simply say your so pretty, and move in
Little Johnny says hey this car is so fast we should add wings so we can fly,. (Instead of telling little Johnny that the wheels on the ground are what makes the car fast and I've you generated enough lift you would slow and come back down, because you need fwd motion to push sure over the rwngs.) Your so pretty.
by Sslogic June 27, 2025
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