what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 02, 2023

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i wanna smoosh you

a guy that says this a girl meaning he wants to squish her and stuff.

guy. hello babygirl i wanna smoosh you :)
girl. awe :3

by narla2 August 30, 2022

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that’s so bobby of you

the one who says this must be ur besty for life and also a dumb bitch

“ur dumb!that’s so bobby of you.”

by bro its me ur mom December 05, 2021

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SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

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