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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
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king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
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Shit

Being on a train and/or bus for a long period of time. (ie. 12 hours)
Dude that journey was shit!
by Rodger9653 November 15, 2012
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Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.
by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015
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Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack
Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off
by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024
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shit prince

A shit prince is similar to a fuckboi, the only exception being they are oblivious to how idiotic they are making themselves look.
Pleb 1: Why did I get marked wrong on this? Only retards think that SAO is bad.

Shit Prince: Because your opinion is wrong.

Pleb 2: Don't be a shit prince.
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Shit

Something that comes outta ya ass

"I gotta take a shit"
by Zackdarealblack@gmail.com August 20, 2018
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