Nut shit

Someone that's pissed of or annoyed at someone

She on nut shit

by Godly science February 2, 2021

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.

To get back at him I shit poured his locker.

by Toecutter June 12, 2014

shit esteem

Diarrhea

Me: you need to get that shit esteem outta your ass

by Zekuro December 24, 2021

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

Shit Cunt

Lewis Lovecock

Oi Shit Cunt

by Tosspots Unite November 7, 2019

terror shit

When you need to shit so bad you scream, but nothing comes out and you're left constipated and alone.

I heard screams from the bathroom, someone just had a terror shit.

by JJJasuid November 30, 2017