My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts

Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!

by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017

That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

in my tongue

An individual definition of a word.

Well in my tongue "Daddy" is a hot old guy.

by RanHacker September 16, 2017

piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

bedrock of my soul

The last bit of soul left because you're alive.

That comment just hit the bedrock of my soul.

by Igneel Dragneel September 21, 2017

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017