fuck me up fam

A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get

Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.

by Reid Furlong December 28, 2016

We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"

by Johntom March 26, 2008

fuck the slut out of her

When you fuck a virgin or an inexperienced chick leading her to do the nastiest things and to behave like an experienced slut.

Hey man! Look at that cute chick, I am sure she hasn't tried a proper cock yet....oh God, I wish I could fuck the slut out of her!

by cleverboy December 25, 2007

I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

by noladoc April 26, 2014

mother fucking cock sucker

1- A cock sucking man or woman who fucks a mother of some kind.
2- a name used by people who are mad at some other mother fucking cock sucker.

You are a mother fucking cock sucker. Why did you fuck my mother?

by shithole May 12, 2003

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic November 1, 2008

Fuck The Po Po

Bang a girl so good that the police are called because of excessive noise.

Fuck The Po Po : I tell ya mate, i shagged her so good last night she got arrested.

by Loves Tha Puss January 21, 2015