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Your mom

A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.
4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.
by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022
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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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hate fuck your ex-friend day

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
by PaperMT November 27, 2022
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Your mom

She is very good in bed
Your mom knows me
by Your mom is nice November 28, 2022
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you turned your back on me

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you turned your back on me
by mydrivingskillssuck November 29, 2022
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confess to your crush day- November 30

This is a day where you can and SHOULD confess to your crush, whether its a person from school, or just someone you see on the street that you found attractive!!
Give flowers, or anything that the person seems to like, have fun with this teeny holiday.
Hayden: Alexis, I like you!!
Alexis: What??

Hayden: It's confess to your crush day- November 30th
Alexis: Oh! Wait, you had a crush on me???
Hayden: Uhh
by okasfhsfnefeifue f November 30, 2022
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