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Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008
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turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"
by mdanny December 15, 2008
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Turkeyness

The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!
Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"
by drukenhard January 4, 2009
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turkey shake

I have a turkey shake after I poop
by Shaba Lana nazi January 16, 2014
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
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turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 29, 2014
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Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
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