Turd Bugular

A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.

Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story

by Gan May 17, 2003

turd fuck

too shove shit in a women's pussy, and then fuck her

i love turd fucks

by stefleta September 5, 2003

Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

The Big Turd

David Cameron's idea to transform his party from an uncaring, money driven party into an uncaring, money driven party whose dirty work is carried out by unpaid serfs.

I want to transfer my turds over to you to clean up. This is what I mean by The Big Turd. It's all about you cleaning up my shit. Your country needs you..... To clean up the shit. This is The Big Turd

by Mr Big Turd October 7, 2010

Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

by Doctor Bunghole October 16, 2008

turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

Hitler Turd

A dude who dresses, looks, talks, or acts like Hitler. He usually smells like sour kraut or feline semen.

Bob: Dude, you're a Hitler Turd.

Adolf: ESSEN DIE JUDE!!!!!! (eat the jews)

Bob: ...faggot

by elephantscrotum August 17, 2011